Moose in the City
Just a few short months ago, Toronto residents and visitors started noticing peculiar looking moose statues scattered throughout the city. At first, they seemed harmless enough. A moose here, a moose there, how cute? But now the streets of Toronto are plagued with hundreds of these life-sized fiberglass monstrosities. Standing at over 7 feet tall and weighing in at around 200 pounds, these monuments hardly seem "cute" anymore.
A Night and Day in the City: Queen St.
What about Hogtown?
Moose are not native to Toronto and besides, Toronto is known as "Hogtown", so why not hogs? Why haven't we seen a flurry of little hogs running around the city? One day in July a pig monument was seen in Toronto's business district among the moose, but it was mysteriously abducted shortly after its appearance.
Trust noooooooooobody... The moose is out there...
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Moose Mart: University Ave.
Why Moose?
So why choose mooses? Pardon me... Why choose moose? Why isn't mooses a real word? The plural of moose is moose. Why aren't they called "meese"? The plural form of goose is geese. So why not "meese". What makes the moose so special? But I digress... We will get into this and other details that you have taken for granted in your moose naiveté.
No more Hog Town
The Truth
It is time for you, the good people who work and play in The Megacity to know the truth about the Toronto moose phenomenon. It is time for you to know what the government does not want you to know. It is time for all humankind to know the Moose Truth. We bring this story to you at great risk but the truth behind this conspiracy must be told.
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